The Eddie and Vanessa Long Saga (well how I see it anyway)

http://www.theroot.com/buzz/eddie-longs-wife-wont-leave-him-after-all/

The off again on again marraige of Bishop Eddie and his wife have some confused.  Not me this is how I figured it went down!

(I kept telling that fool that if he didn’t pay me off like he did those boys I was going to file for divorce.  I told him and I told him.  He thought I was playing.) - Vanessa thinking last night

Assistant – “Uh….Bishop Long?”

BL – yes

Assist – “have you see the news this morning?”

BL –uhhhh No, Why?  Please don’t tell me another one of my…uhmm no I mean THOSE boys have shown up?!

Assist – Well no sir, it’s not that… You might want to read it for yourself (hands newspaper)

BL - #$%^&^  *(&^%!, %^&^$&*  Get Vanessa on the phone!!! ^&*%$

Vanessa – Hello

BL  - don’t hello me!!  What the hell Vanessa?

Van  - Look I told your janky ass to give me my money… but NOOOO you want to KEEP playing me for a fool.  I guess we’ll see who “your” people believe this time.  I aint no little hood rat Eddie.  You really need to get your mind right about this and NOW

BL - %^&$# my mother told me not to marry your &*^%$ ass!

Van – Why did she know you liked little boys too?  Was it JUST me that didn’t know, huh Eddie? Please don’t tell me Mama Long did me dirty too?!! Whatever…..Again I’m thinking you might want to reconsider my very generous offer

BL - $%#@!*&

Van – Oh I got your ^%$#@* right here!!  I’m just saying, how long do you think it will be before Oprah calls me for an interview?  I love that Larry King… you think he’ll call?

BL – Fine &^*^%$!

Van – Fine what? Fine what Eddie?

BL – Whatever!  It’s yours

Van – What’s mine Eddie? I need to hear you say it!

BL – the house, the car, the money it’s YOURS!!! You happy now? Huh %$&&*! Don’t matter………… I’ll make it again and again and AGAIN!  ^%$#@(!

Van – Glad we had this little chat Eddie.  Keep checking the news this afternoon

BL -  humph

Van – And Eddie – don’t keep testing me, This was your third strike

BL – what are you talking about 3^rd strike

Van – 1^st strike was that hair piece, 2^nd strike was those boys, continuing to test my patience that’s the 3^rd.  Please don’t make me out you (all puns intended) Like I said keep watching the news - CLICK